A little of This and That
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Sunday, February 22, 2009
As an old geezer I just made a list of things folks has about, or to me, because I am old and just an't as swift as I should be. Now it is not that they dislike me, they are mostly funing around.
But as I was putting this together, I couldn't help but think of some cachers that some the things on the list, fit. LOL
1. He has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
2. I would not allow this man to breed.
3. He has delusions of adequacy.
4. This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
5. He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
6. The old guy has a 'full six-pack' but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.
7. This feller has been working with glue too much.
8. When your friend IQ reaches 50, he should sell.
9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
10. If this guy were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this person beat out 1,000,000 others.
12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead...
ogLabels: funnie
posted by Johnnie
10:20 AM
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