Sunday, March 28, 2004

 

A Navy pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at
his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
The Navy pilot explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...."
"The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing
panties!"
The Navy pilot smirks, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."

posted by Johnnie 7:56 AM

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Monday, March 22, 2004

 

still more cache maintenance. I saw where the cooper furnance cache was missing
so I went to check of my chicken fox and grain cache that was near-by, and it was gone too. I was followed to it by a geomuggles
so I am not going to replace it. This one is history. I will put one somewhere else soon.

posted by Johnnie 6:52 PM

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