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Hello fellow Cachers
The new Cache is in the woods, and is now online.
Word is there is a geocacher going for it on new years day.
WOW What a way to start the year. I just hope they have a little of the fun I had putting it out. The views are wonderful this time of year. Out standing mountain trails. Wild life is all around.
Merry Christmas to you.
Lovemaking tips for Seniors
1. Wear your glasses. Make sure your partner is actually in the bed.
2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.
3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)
4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.
5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.
6. Keep the polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed.
7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.
8. Make all the noise you want. The neighbors are deaf too.
9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news.
10. Don't even think about trying it twice.
Hello Fellow Cachers
The new geocache is packed and ready to be put in the woods.
Thursday was the day to hide it. The weather was find, I packed my camel bak
and loaded the cache on my back and hit the trail in a lite fog. The rain came
about one mile in. I put a trash bag over me with my head out, and the hill got a lot steeper, the rain got harder. After the two mile mark, I aborted the trip. The day had got to short to make it there and back before dark. I didn't want to be on that mountain at night. I will start at the crack of dawn the next try.
This story was told to me by Bubba!
Bubba said this happen some time ago when he was a lot younger.
Bubba and his friend Steve Emory, went to see uncle Brian.
Brian live way back in the country and still had an outhouse.
The paper in the outhouse was a Sears catalog.
Steve and Bubba were looking at a Sears catalog and admiring the models.
Steve says to the Bubba, 'Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalog?'
Bubba replies, 'Yes, they are very beautiful. And look at the price!'
Steve says, with wide eyes, 'Wow, they aren't very expensive. At this price, I'm buying one.'
Bubba smiles and pats him on the back. 'Good idea! Order one and if she's as beautiful as she is in the catalog, I will get one too.'
Three weeks later, Bubba asks his friend, 'Did you ever receive the girl you ordered from the Sears catalog?'
Steve replies, 'No, but it shouldn't be long now. I got her clothes yesterday!'
lol
"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."
Hello Fellow Cachers
I know that most of mine caching friends that read this blog are hard core cachers.
But if you are a candy butt cacher you may find that my up coming new will be fun to hunt and learn about the old school cache hides.
I am going to put out a new cache just as soon as I have a couple days off to spend in the woods.
Your caching and hiking experience depends on taking precautions.
The following Safety Tips will be on the new cache page.
File a trip plan with family, friends or other responsible person and stick to it so someone will know where you are and who to contact should you fail to arrive home as planned.
Carry water.
Carry a first aid kit. Know how to treat minor injuries. Be aware of where the closest hospital is in case of serious injuries or snakebite.
Wear hiking boots.
Be in shape to take all the punishments a trail will offer.
Travel in a group so help will be there if you need it.
Don't race each other on the trails to be first to get to the cache. Adjust your speed to fir the situation.
Carry a topographic map and compass in addition to your GPS unit. Know how to use them and study the terrain beforehand.
Take a break from time to time to rest.
If you hunt this cache during hunting season, wear bright-colored outer clothing and proceed cautiously.
The forest may be your fun place but it is home to wildlife.
Please respect their needs. Avoid direct interaction with wild animals. They are unpredictable and can be dangerous.
Watch for this cache around the first of the year.
Henry Won Best of Show!
My Fifty Ford and myself went to the HOOTERS toys for Tots Christmas Car Show.
Saturday. It was a very cold day to be outside, but that didn't stop the folks that love their cars and kids.
I got there about one hour early, and seven Corvettes already lined up in front of the lot. They were 2004 to 2007 year models. I said woops I must have missed something.
I went ahead and parked, and watch more late model car arrive. The vets were a club from Snellville.
I had the oldest car there. A 55 chev, and a 56 Ford was the only 50's there, and about another 3 from the sixties. Everything else was late model to me.
Everybody got an award. There was a Hooters Pick that was won by a Corba.
And the grand prize was Best of Show, that Me and Henry was sooo honored to recieve.
will be helping "Toys for Tots" tomorrow afternoon, at Hooters in Kennesaw.
Guessing there will be some happy tots this time.
It was just to bad Sunday to set at home all day.
So in the car for a ride around. Me and the little woman
stopped by for a quick visit with DAP and her family.
My other half couldn't get over how friendly the three dogs
are to someone they just met for the first time. After a little
petting and playing we were back on the road for some more visiting.
Saturday was a trip to scout out some junk yards. We found one
that still has a lot of older cars. Abner may get a use transmission
sometime next year.