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New geo-Challenge
How many new geo-caches can you find with one Fifty Dollar tank of gas?
Great Scott,
I must have the healthiest herd of folks around these parts now. I have been to the hospital, or a doctors office at least once, 25 of the past 30 days with them.. Now all the follow ups are going to be coming around. Oh yell it is making be more healthy too, I've loss over 10 pounds in the time of it. I been running around, more than a mouse in a house full of cats.Labels: Open and say aaaaaah
Annie we know some of Bubba's friends down in the hurricane hit area.
Hurricane Survival Kit
Toilet Paper..............................check
Bud Light.................................check
Keystone Ice...........................check
Budweiser.............................check
Red Dog.................................check
Misc. other bottles of alcohol....check
Piece of plywood to float your old lady
and booze on........................check
God love dem red necks!
Click pix to enlarge!
red necks always survive...
hurricane's a comin',
be prepared!
I thought that since I am doing the family washing now, that I would wear my clothes for two days before changing. Wrong, I have had to carry someone to the doctor everyday for the past two weeks. I have to do the washing everynight to keep up.
My new retairment is just around the corner,
And They Ask Why I Like Retirement !!!
Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday
Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.
Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.
Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.
Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.
Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.
Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS!
Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.
Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer: Normal .
Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.
Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.
Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?
Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.
QUESTION: What do you do all week?
Answer: Monday through Friday, NOTHING..... Saturday & Sunday, I rest
Hey Annie, from Alabama,
here is a pix of Bubba's fire alarm.
Back to School in Georgia Challenge by geomuse (GC1GFTR)
I put a watch on this one. I have all my abc's, and most of the numbers.
Would you believe it is going to be a while before I have time to build
the book marks. It is good to know I can get it. The other caches of this type
are still out of my reach. I looking forward to doing this geomuse challenge.
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalised. "Well" said the director "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him to empty the bathtub". " Oh I understand" said the visitor." A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup". " No" said the director, "A normal person would pull out the plug,. Do you want the bed near the window?"
Billy Bob and Lester were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob told Lester, "You know, I reckon I'm about ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different.
The last few years, I took your suggestions as to where to go.
Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Marie got pregnant.
Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Marie got pregnant again.
Last year, you suggested Tahiti and darned if Marie didn't get pregnant again."
Lester asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"
Billy Bob says, "This year, I'm taking Marie with me."
Hey Porter
Hey Porter as in the Johnny Cash song from 1954.
He sang hey porter,
At daylight would ya tell that engineer
To slow it down?
Or better still, just stop the train,
Cause I wanna look around.
I heard that song this morning while making a trip to Marietta to visit two
different Doctors. I need to slow up and just look around.
After this month I am going to the mountains and just kick up and look around
for a few days. Time to slow down.
Hey porter! Hey porter!
Please open up the door.
When they stop the train I'm gonna get off first
Cause I can't wait no more.
Tell that engineer I said thanks alot,
And I didn't mind the fare.
I'm back!!! Lois is home from the hospital and doing fine.
We will be close to home for a few days.