Sunday, March 02, 2008

 

I wanted a new radio for Henry! I got on the internet to find a state of the art
Hands free Radio. I got a hands free cell phone, and I need to keep my eye
on the road. I found a voice activated radio and ordered it. It came and I installed it that same day. Did some programing and it was time to check it out.

"Nelson," I said to the radio. The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" I continued and "On the Road Again
came from the speakers.
Then I said, 'Ray Charles!' and in an instant, 'Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

I set there very happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles, I'd get one of their awesome songs. If I said 'Gaither,' I would get a medley of their greatest hits. Wow!

Yesterday, a couple kids came over with my niece, came in the garage with there soccer ball and started to kick it at the Fifty Ford, I grab the ball. I yelled, 'Idiots!' Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on Scotch.

I love this car.

posted by Johnnie 12:43 PM