Sunday, February 03, 2008

 

Put your affairs in order



A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an

examination, sighed and said, "I've some bad news. You

have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in

order."



The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself

and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had

been waiting. "Well daughter, we women celebrate when

things are good, and we celebrate when things don't go

so well. In this case, things aren't well. I have

cancer. Let's head to the club and have a martini."



After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little

less somber. There were some laughs and more martinis.

They were eventually approached by some of the

woman's old friends, who were curious as to what the

two were celebrating. The woman told her friends they

were drinking to her impending end. "I've been

diagnosed with AIDS." The friends were aghast and gave

the woman their condolences.



After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned

over and whispered, "Momma, I thought you said you

were dying of cancer, and you just told your friends

you were dying of AIDS."



The woman said, "I don't want any of those bitches

sleeping with your father after I'm gone."



That's "Putting Your Affairs In Order"

posted by Johnnie 11:06 AM

Comments:

Good one!

Rose

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