Friday, December 07, 2007

 

Now on the liter side!

Rated: 13 plus:

You have to love A Country Bitch

* A City Bitch will take you where you need to go.
A Country Bitch throws you her keys and says, "It needs gas in
it"!

* A City Bitch will tell you not to fight, it aint worth it.
A Country Bitch will say, "beat her ass" and look at the crowd
and say, "better nobody jump in".

* A City Bitch will let another bitch know she can back the f*** up
or get knocked the f*** out.
A Country Bitch will just knock her out!!!

* A City Bitch tells you, she's had enough to drink.
A Country Bitch tells you,"we need another shot, we bout to get
f***ed up"!

* A City Bitch goes to the club with you and sits down.
A Country Bitch goes to the club with you and says," lets show
these City Bitches how we do it"!

* A City Bitch wonders.... Who your New Man Is.
A Country Bitch knows his first name, last name, his birthday,
where he lives, who he's related to, what
kinda car he drive's, where he works, how many babies mama's he has,
and how many Bitches he is talking
to right now!!!

* A City Bitch thinks the friendship is over when you have an
argument.
A Country Bitch lets you know, "that was f***ed up, but I still
love you ."

* A City Bitch expects you to always be there for them.
A Country Bitch knows you will always be there for them, they
don't have to expect shit.

Labels: Music: Ask Your Heart

posted by Johnnie 12:49 PM