Monday, June 12, 2006

 

It has been brought to the steering knockers attention that some individuals
throughout the "Geocachers of Hillbilly Land" have been using foul language during the course
of normal conversation with their co-cachers. Due to complaints
received from some geocachers who may be easily offended, this type of
language will no longer be tolerated.

We do however; realize the critical importance of being able to
accurately express your feelings when communicating with other cachers.

Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative phrases have been provided
so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an
effective manner.



1) TRY SAYING:

I think you could use more GPS training.

INSTEAD OF:

You don't know what the f_ck you're doing.



2) TRY SAYING:

She's an aggressive go-getter.

INSTEAD OF:

She's a ball-busting bitch.



3) TRY SAYING:

Perhaps I can get to it when I get back from caching.

INSTEAD OF:

And when the f_ck do you expect me to do this?



4) TRY SAYING:

I'm certain that isn't feasible.

INSTEAD OF:

No f_cking way.



5) TRY SAYING:

Really?

INSTEAD OF:

You've got to be shiting me!



6) TRY SAYING:

Perhaps you should check with uncle reb

INSTEAD OF:

Tell someone who gives a shit.



7) TRY SAYING:

I didn't hide it.

INSTEAD OF:

It's not my f_cking problem.



8) TRY SAYING:

That's interesting.

INSTEAD OF:

What the f_ck?



9) TRY SAYING:

I'm not sure this can be implemented.

INSTEAD OF:

This shit won't work.



10) TRY SAYING:

I'll try to schedule that.

INSTEAD OF:

Why the f_cking hell didn't you tell me sooner?



11) TRY SAYING:

He's not familiar with caching etiquette.

INSTEAD OF:

He's got his head up his ass.



12) TRY SAYING:

Excuse me, sir?

INSTEAD OF:

Eat shit and die.



13) TRY SAYING:

So you weren't happy with cache?

INSTEAD OF:

Kiss my ass.



14) TRY SAYING:

I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.

INSTEAD OF:

F_ck it, I'm busy.



15) TRY SAYING:

I don't think you understand the clues.

INSTEAD OF:

Shove it up your ass.



16) TRY SAYING:

I love a challenge.

INSTEAD OF:

This cache sucks.



17) TRY SAYING:

You want me to take care of that?

INSTEAD OF:

Who the hell died and made you the boss of caching?


Laffing by ass off,,,,
Scratch all of the above! It is just a big crop of shit anyway.
the Old Geezer

posted by Johnnie 10:19 AM